1) If a person can be fast asleep, the alternative is to be fast awake, right?

2) Set the scene: Finn awakens in the night before Conor and I have gone to bed. Unhappy at this inconvenient occurrence, he begins to wail. Conor goes to comfort him. I listen on the monitor: AAAAHHHH! AAAAAAH!!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!! etc. I climb the stairs......AAAAAHHHH!!!! AHAAAHAAA! Conor hands him over to me....AA.....mmmm, snort, snuggle, zzzzzz.......